Exterminate Your Friends Without Anybody Noticing

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because LUGIA took down our last post on how to listen to smooth jazz everyday without getting sick of it. we decided 2 make a NEW WIKIHOW YAyy.how 2 exterminate ur fronz without any1 noticing



== Steps ==

# be their friend.you can do this by buying them flowers and dead pixies

# be BFFs with them 5ever amirite. you can do this by buying them dead flowers and alive pixies

# eat watermelon. eat watermelon

# be swagmoney420.

# find the perfect way to exterminate them. we suggest spiking their drinks with rat poison or trying to scoop out their eyeballs (bludgeoning them is ALSO an option)

# smell lavender and listen to smooth jazz. be aubrey or dane basically

# be swag. ya

# be swag again. ya ya

# stop being swag. ya

# exterminate them. ya

# bury them in someone else's grave. ie beth slocum

# MAKE SURE THEY CANNOT TRACK YOU ON THE FIND A GRAVE APP. this step is CRUCIAL

# ya done.



== Tips ==

* make sure your wikihow does not get deleted LUGIA >:(



== Warnings ==

* we are not responsible for any deaths, injuries, or prison sentences



== Sources and Citations ==

* yourmomma.com

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