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The Randell is a wild beast. Your chances of survival are slim, but still there.
== Steps ==
# The most important key to surviving an attack is to act submissive. The Randell loves a challenge, but if there isn't one it may just walk away.
# Try to avoid even eye contact. It can kill you by seeing deep into your mind and turning your brain to ash.
# Since the Randell is crazy, it'll most likely attack you anyways. Running would be a good choice to get out alive, but only if you are fast. Usain Bolt fast.
# Do your best to avoid a fight with it. If it is provoked and a 200 pound punch is going for your temple, you have failed in surviving.
# If you have a gun this would be the best time to use it. Take aim and fire when it is far away. A close encounter is a sure way to die.
# The Randell is fast, so it's best to have a knife since he will bite the gun in half.
# Swing your knife at this demon spawn's throat. It seems reasonable, right?
# It isn't. You're fighting a Randell. The blade will bend on it's neck.
# If you do get into a fight, try to kick it in the balls. If it screams like the Japanese did during Pearl Harbor, you did well.
# It is rumored that the Randell is the Anti-Christ. Now may be a good chance to sprinkle some holy water on it.
# None of these tips will be really helpful against the wild Randell. That thing is a beast. You won't make it out alive, and if you do, you'll see it staring at you from outside your window when you wake up.
== Tips ==
*Suicide is the best way to die if you see the Randell. It enjoys to play with it's victims, but if it doesn't get the chance he may not kill again.
*Accept your death. You can't avoid it.
== Warnings ==
*If you see anything that may resemble a Randell. Run. You have that one and only chance.
*Did you know that a Randell has brutally murdered 666 orphans in 17 different orphanages, 4 schools, 9 countries, and all the dinosaurs?
== Things You'll Need ==
*Balls.
*Major luck
== Steps ==
# The most important key to surviving an attack is to act submissive. The Randell loves a challenge, but if there isn't one it may just walk away.
# Try to avoid even eye contact. It can kill you by seeing deep into your mind and turning your brain to ash.
# Since the Randell is crazy, it'll most likely attack you anyways. Running would be a good choice to get out alive, but only if you are fast. Usain Bolt fast.
# Do your best to avoid a fight with it. If it is provoked and a 200 pound punch is going for your temple, you have failed in surviving.
# If you have a gun this would be the best time to use it. Take aim and fire when it is far away. A close encounter is a sure way to die.
# The Randell is fast, so it's best to have a knife since he will bite the gun in half.
# Swing your knife at this demon spawn's throat. It seems reasonable, right?
# It isn't. You're fighting a Randell. The blade will bend on it's neck.
# If you do get into a fight, try to kick it in the balls. If it screams like the Japanese did during Pearl Harbor, you did well.
# It is rumored that the Randell is the Anti-Christ. Now may be a good chance to sprinkle some holy water on it.
# None of these tips will be really helpful against the wild Randell. That thing is a beast. You won't make it out alive, and if you do, you'll see it staring at you from outside your window when you wake up.
== Tips ==
*Suicide is the best way to die if you see the Randell. It enjoys to play with it's victims, but if it doesn't get the chance he may not kill again.
*Accept your death. You can't avoid it.
== Warnings ==
*If you see anything that may resemble a Randell. Run. You have that one and only chance.
*Did you know that a Randell has brutally murdered 666 orphans in 17 different orphanages, 4 schools, 9 countries, and all the dinosaurs?
== Things You'll Need ==
*Balls.
*Major luck
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